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"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

(via loaning)


I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

(via loaning)

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

(via romancingthelookyloos)

"Be somebody nobody thought you could be."

- William Chapman  (via beautiphool)

(via infinityc0re)